WaffleKing
Suddenly I'm pretty cool with Asia dominating the world for the next century.

TheDiva
I'm guessing there's not one natural bust in this entire gallery, is there?

WaffleKing
I'd just like to say again....DAMN.

crazyredheadedchick
Eat. A. Cheeseburger.

GlitterRock
EBAY Item number: 9865856875
LINDSAY LOHAN'S USED-CAR
ONLY DRIVEN ONCE!

Zee
Poorman's Bikini Time Tunnel will be right back.

DiscoBoy
"Obey me! Obey my boobies!"

Shadarus
Ohhh, I DO NOT want to see silicone twist into mutant spiral shapes... NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!

Mattteus
Anyone else getting the urge to bleach your hair and buy an electric range?

Dita DuPave
It was inevitable that Hollywood would remake Uzumaki.

DiscoBoy
[*kicking himself for not being the first one to show his uber-coolness by making the Uzumaki ref*]

Shadarus
*pats consolingly on back* Don't wallow in it DiscoBoy, depression is just a downward spiral.

WaffleKing
You are getting horny....HORNY......

gleeb
"Wait, I left the hotplate on at home!"

DiscoBoy
WILL OGLE FOR FOOD

DiscoBoy
"I'll take what's behind Door #3, Poorman."

Gray Zombie
Ok, I've got the poorman's Lex Luthor and the poorman's It's Pat, right here. Who do you have?

DiscoBoy
You forgot the poor man's Poorman.