TheDiva
A stick figure holding up two volleyballs?

WaffleKing
It was either go to college, or THESE!
(and I stand by her decision)

Indomitus
Fine, Waffle. You stand by her decision. I'll stand between them.

meqal
Someone obviously did not read the "Do Not Overinflate" warning.

GlitterRock
I have a feeling ALOT of guys have swiped their credit cards between those -- figuratively and literally!

Zee
*jumps up and down; gives herself two black eyes*

gleeb
Well, you should have thought about how you were gonna keep them up before.

Shadarus
You could play this show's theme song on the back of her skirt...

Indomitus
I'd be too distracted playing "Wipeout" on her ass, Shad.

daupstart
After the 13th time 'trying' to tie my shoe in this spot with my digital camera in hand, they finally caught on.

GlitterRock
"My, that woody is an odd shade of orange!"
"The guy must've eaten Cheetos just before watching 'Poorman's Bikini Beach.'"

Indomitus
With all those women prancing around, I'm not surprised to see at least one woody.

WaffleKing
This model features dual front airbags.

Indomitus
"Hey, Candy... We've got a Mr Sidaris on line 3, says he'd like to talk to you."

DiscoBoy
Too bad Russ Meyer is dead, or this woman would never have to work another day in her life...

daupstart
After a days work, she hits the air release valve...

TheDiva
An average woman? How the hell did she get in here?

DiscoBoy
"Kiss my left one, sleazoid!"