TheDiva
Booze in a basement, for when just plain booze isn't depressing enough!

gleeb
"Come on down for our big amontillado blowout sale! This means YOU, Fortunato!"

Indomitus
It used to be Liquor Crawlspace, but then he moved into a bigger house.

meqal
I often make liquor in my cellar.....er, you guys aren't from the ATF are you?

RodRocket
"Liquor in the front! Poker in the back!"

Indomitus
No, Rod. You're thinking of Big Dick's Halfway Inn.

TheDiva
Useless Shit Network

Zee
Channel 33: The Ultimate Shopping Network
Channel 32: The Penultimate Shopping Network

PrezGAR
...eria. Where Doom's Word Is Law.

Sidesk
That's good enough for me!

Mattteus
I'm sorry but I can't watch anything that uses the word "funtime" to describe itself.

Dita DuPave
Celebrities? And if you believe that, I have a beachouse in Nebraska that I'm selling.

DiscoBoy
Do Not Taunt the Bikini Funtime Girls.

Mattteus
No girls were hurt? Why does that make me think of the scene in Quigley Down Under when they drive the horses off the cliff only it's girls in bikinis instead of horses...

TheDiva
Next on ESPN Drunk...

Zee
"I call them Boris and Bela."

GlitterRock
o/` Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan! o/`

DiscoBoy
"Lock and load!"