jackrouters
A little known fact is most penguins have hydraulic crotch lifts.

daupstart
Here in Antarctica, standing at 7'2", I think we may have found our new Center...

RodRocket
"How you like Pingu NOW, frigid bitch!?!?"

AlexGariepy
Pingu go down the hooooooooooooooooooole.

Indomitus
"Maybe this trail of bloody footprints will lead us to grandpa."

GersonK
Filmed in Pengorama

tinaw
Is there no pleasing you? You won the damn Oscar!

AlexGariepy
Don't be so sensitive, Pingu. A caption is just a caption.

Dita DuPave
Do you mind not staring while I'm capping? It's creeping me out.

gleeb
"Hey, you! Yeah, YOU! I saw what you wrote about me and my sister. That's SICK, man!"

LauraPowers85
From the looks of it one of the cappers must be naked.

Mattteus
*Matteus puts pants back on* Sorry 'bout that

JMShearer
...Together

Dita DuPave
So instead they were put to sleep.

Zee
*gasp* "Only ten minutes till Yes, Dear! Start popping the popcorn and take the phone off the hook!"

Zee
"Igloo Code Under Fire?"

AlexGariepy
EDITORIAL: Why DO we have laundry?

AlexGariepy
Gerber Penguin Horf. Now in Trout and Carp flavors.