LauraPowers85
Pingu's jealousy drives him to murder.

TheDiva
I understand Pingu's interpretation of Othello is heart-rending.

AlexGariepy
Pingu wants to cap, too, but all he's got is MOK-MOK.

daupstart
... That's when we discovered Pingu had telekenetic abilities...

AlexGariepy
"But mommy, I'm melting!"
Not now, I'm busy knitting a sweater for no real reasoning.

Sidesk
I'm not sure Pingu fans were crying out for an homage to The Exorcist.

JohnSteed
"Submissive. Just the way I like 'em."

TheDiva
"Whatever goes on inside us is nobody's business. It's private. Don't you ever forget that." o/...Remember you almost had iiiiiiit....o/

JohnSteed
The Madness of King Pingu III

daupstart
"Hey uh, Pingu. I gots a message from da Don...."
[pewt!][pewt pewt]

[Godfather theme starts playing]

RodRocket
"YO! What up, Money?"

TheDiva
If you ain't the lead penguin, the view never changes.

Dita DuPave
They're just telling secrets.

gleeb
"Wait! The cappers…"
"Don't worry. They'll know this is a harmless game of leap-frog. There's no way they could imply anything else."

TheDiva
I'm just glad we're panned back for this.

Zee
*diarrhea splatters all over puffin*

Mushmouth
Some days in the Abyss, you hump the puffin, and some days, the puffin humps you

Dita DuPave
WTF just happened?!