AlexGariepy
"It's a mine! RUN!"

gleeb
Tonight on Terror of MechaPingu: The Series, Grampa swallows a submarine.

JMShearer
"And YOU made it happen, Papa Pingu!"

Dita DuPave
"Who left their tumor here?"

TheDiva
Why would a penguin need ice skates?

TheDiva
"Those who are tardy will not get fish cup!"

LauraPowers85
"I love you, wing. *muah* Love you love you love you. *muah muah muah*"

Indomitus
"Pingu, stop putting on lipstick, and come help us crack open your baby sister."
(you know, sometimes it's only after you hit "add reply" that you realize just how bad something like that sounds)

TheDiva
Which is why I always review my captions carefuly before postnig...

JohnSteed
Hey, Nurse Noingu!

TheDiva
Pinga's egg has the Middle-Earth map on it!

Zee
Ewww, the egg looks like grandma's thigh.

AlexGariepy
*vacuum sounds*

Zee
"Bye-bye, knucklebabies!"

YibbleGuy
Coming up next: "PINGU IS CONFUSED ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF 'MAMMAL'."

AlexGariepy
Baby Pen-guinnnn...
(giddy child) "She really drinks her milk!"

AlexGariepy
Looks like Pingu hit the bulk...

Indomitus
Note the look of absolute despair on papa's face.