JMShearer
And sadly, I can believe they went there.

TheDiva
And sadly, I'm not surprised.

Mattteus
...and I thought I was just constipated.

AlexGariepy
C'est la dance de la penguin, nana nana nana na...

AlexGariepy
The body nerves received the message from Pingu's brain, and decided enough was enough.

Zee
Will Vinton's John Carpenter's The Thing

Dita DuPave
Pingu needs an intervention.

GlitterRock
"What's wrong with Pingu??"
"He can't answer you. He can't even mok-mok. Ever since he started smoking pot, he just kinda lays there. It's really sad."

AlexGariepy
"Watch where you (MOK-MOK!) vaccuum, you jerk!"

daupstart
"Fuk you, flab-o-licious."

gleeb
Next time on Pointlessly Speculative Claymation Theatre, "What Would Pingu Weigh on Saturn?"

AlexGariepy
*puts berries all around him, and adds syrup*

tinaw
*end credits roll up*

Indomitus
An egg with one leg and a melted penguin. What the hell did I eat to get this dream?

GlitterRock
"Riiiide the snake!"

LauraPowers85
"Raptors!"

Zee
When they came to arrest Manson they found him in the same spot.

TheDiva
Next topic, next topic!!!