GlitterRock
GAHHHHHH!
I can see the 'Three Men And A Baby' penguin staring at me through the hole in the wall! (shivers!)

meqal
Why look kids it's Pingu's Uncle Molestu.

Trin Tragula
Whoever it is, they can't control their bladder.

meqal
Penguins love to play the "I'm Freezing My Ass Off Blues".

TheDiva
You'd think they'd be a bit blase about ice cream sandwiches...

GlitterRock
Blind Lemon Pingu

Zee
...But Mostly Insemination

TheDiva
Man, even the innocuous titles sound dirty now.

Indomitus
Wait... Since when do penguins have necks?

RodRocket
"Honey! The clothes keep freezing before they dry out!"

TheDiva
They're all running around naked, why is she even DOING laundry?

RodRocket
Well, they wouldn't BE naked if their clothes could dry out before they froze!

JohnSteed
o/ "What you need, Natalie?
"TO DRINK AND FIGHT!"
"What you need, Natalie?"
"TO F*** ALL NIGHT!" \o

Shadarus
Granted, I've never seen this show... but why KNITTING? I don't think I've ever seen penguins that need fugly gramma-sweaters.

Mushmouth
This happens to me all the time ... about 15 hours after I swallow gum

daupstart
This episode: Pingu Has Intestinal Issues

Mushmouth
There's nothing sexier than freshly shorn penguin nards

Indomitus
Lotta junk in that penguin trunk!