OTHERWORLD CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
In the Otherworld, you can find out if a girl's a natural blonde just by checking her tags.



Indomitus
"...and then the video game lit up and said 'Greetings Starfighter'! Isn't that just the coolest? But they took Lance Guest into space instead of me. That part sucked."


GlitterRock
Looking at that pout, she's either out of lip-gloss or hairspray.



GlitterRock
A young Darth Sidious and his mom go to his school's parent/Sith conference.



GlitterRock
You gotta see what her 'do was like BEFORE they outlawed "big hair" in the Otherworld!



Zee
by L. Ron Hubbard



YibbleGuy
"Ignore the guy dry-humping Big Bird--come with me."



Zee
AIR/NO AIR



JustinThyme
I did not know nuclear bombs could have identity crisises



AlexGariepy
"Shoot the dog!"
"Stupid game won't let me!"
"That sucks."



YibbleGuy
Amazingly, this series correctly predicted both the Maytag Neptune washer and lesbian anorexia.



RodRocket
But... Couldn't they just walk between the .... Oh, never mind.



Indomitus
Pac-Man just ate the big dot.


YibbleGuy
At last, a director figured out how to get Hilary Duff to show a genuine emotion on screen: he ran over her foot with a golf cart.


GlitterRock
"Hello. I'm vaguely-Servalan."






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