cajunmagic
oO (Wow. He is really giving it to that fine-ass bitch, Leia. 9 HOURS STRAIGHT?!)

GlitterRock
She's reading the spec-script for "Just The Ten Of Us Reunion - Murder In Maui."

Indomitus
...Lando Calrissian, who had just finished bangin' that hot bitch Leia for 9 hours straight. Yeah, you heard me. 9 hours straight.

GlitterRock
"This 'Ghost Rider' couldn't suck more ass unless it-- HOLY CRAP LOOK AT EVA MENDES' RACK!!"

GlitterRock
Yet again I have to repeat: when you're using a special effect from Roger Corman's 'Fantastic Four' in your movie, you're in trouble.

Zee
This shot has elements from all four of the Fantastic Four: Freddy's stretching, there's fire, the wall is made of rock, and that kid's talent is invisible.

GlitterRock
"OooooOOOOOOOO that's so funny I forgot to laugh!"

TheDiva
Freddy's got nards!

daupstart
"SO! DO I PASS THE MOUSE CURSOR TEST NOW, TIMMY?!!"

GlitterRock
"I learned this little trick from Jane Badler during 'V'... "

tinaw
"Savoring all that goo in his head" -- actual footage

can you tell I *really* like that cap??

GlitterRock
Heather blushes.
"Soooo, um, Freddy.... you seeing anybody?"

gleeb
The bacon will keep her moist in the oven, and add extra flavor.

KKDW
PS: You get shot by terrorists on the night I go back in time

Zee
So, they had to get permission from themselves to use footage from their own movie?