Mattteus
Why is it anytime they want to convey how popular something it they have a Warhol knock-off of it hanging on the wall?

GlitterRock
"Heather, this is Kiki. After an intensive ... um... negotiation over the weekend in Aspen, I've hired her to direct the adaptation of 'The Hobbit.'"
"I'm gonna hire lots of midgets! Heehee!"

GlitterRock
"I AM MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKO!"

GlitterRock
Tonight on 'Just The Ten Of Us,' Marie learns whether she's a spitter or a swallower.

Zee
That looks kind of familiar... *waits for nightfall*

Okay, now I know.

Cyberbeast
"You're a lifesaver, Leatherface. I can't believe I ran out of garlic powder. I can't make corpse stew without garlic powder. Okay, see you in ten minutes."

Zee
"Hey, Kane! Always great to hear from you... uh-huh.... uh-huh.... Ohhhh.... This is kind of awkward, but I already have plans for brunch... with Ken Kirzinger..."

Indomitus
Wait... Where are Linnea Quigley's breasts?

GlitterRock
Hey if you think those souls are tortured, think of the poor saps who are actually going to Robert Englund's art show!

Zee
Sure, he's ugly... but not as ugly as the kid who played The Dream Child... This film is not fulfilling my pug-fugly child requirements.

TheDiva
ELF SHOT LAME WITCH

Dita DuPave
At this point, she doesn't care anymore.

WaffleKing
Wait, she's making out with... it is! Jar-Jar Binks!

Indomitus
Wow. I thought there was a perverted subtext in Freddy's Revenge, but this just blows it away.

No pun intended.

ithurtswhenidothat
A strict diet of white mice would give you nightmares too.

GlitterRock
It was just another normal morning, until Miko turned on the season premiere of 'LazyTown.'
"Stephanie... gots... boobs.... "

GlitterRock

Zee
Red Hot Producer's Sister Action!