gleeb
"I'm oats! A noble grain, deserving of more than a cheap plastic 'dinosaur' bowl."

TheDiva
I think this oatmeal has gone bad...

Shockeye2006
I was eating Rice Krispies this morning and I distinctly heard "Snap, Crackle, Fuck Him."

Zee
The eyes say but the mouth says

GlitterRock
"I! AM! SINISTAR! MMMMMOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!"

ChaosWolf1982
I'd have to say that "Souls of the Damned" is my least-favorite flavor of Quaker Instant Oatmeal.

Well, next to that kind with the raisins in it. There's never enough of them for more than a few bites.

GlitterRock
"No, Bill Kirkenbauer, you can't stay here for a couple of days!"

Mattteus
MIKO MIKO HUGHES! MIKO MIKO HUGHES!
NAMAMUGI NAMAGOME MIKO MIKO HUGHES!
MIKO MIKO HUGHES! MIKO MIKO HUGHES!
KAERU PYOKO PYOKO MIKO MIKO HUGHES!
MIKO MIKO HUGHES! MIKO MIKO HUGHES!
SEKUSHARU VAIORETTO MIKO MIKO HUGHES!

GlitterRock
"You are all my little Bonerz now!"

Mattteus
Awww this is just like the end of Dreamgirls

GlitterRock
"Ooooo, somebody stop m--" *jumpcuts to next scene*

Cyberbeast
"Look, I'm a moose!"

GlitterRock
... and Natalie Merchant's "Kind And Generous" music video strolls through the background.

Zee
"HI! I'm just calling up Peter Jackson, breathing heavily, and hanging up. Again."

Mattteus
The Nightmare Never Ends Without Dessert: The Freddy Cookbook

Mattteus
Miss Kerrigan? is everything OK?

tinaw
"I buried George Eads right . . .over . . . there!"

Dita DuPave
That leads to Hell, right?