Zee
In between child slaying, Freddy like to enjoy his favorite episodes of Martin.

gleeb
Wow, I knew he was evil, but this…

Zee
(yeah, when I saw that show was out on DVD I thought to myself, "Who would by that? Not only is it unfunny, but it's a completely inaccurate re-telling of the life of Dr. King.")

cajunmagic
It actually looks like he's slamming a car door on his balls, a common reaction after watching Martin.

GlitterRock
"I swear, these monthly-support payments for the Dream Child are killing me!"

ChaosWolf1982
Can there really be anything more bizarrely cool, than dogs that piss fire?

Well, maybe if they shat chainsaws or something, but really, that's about the best you can get.

Zee
...for 3 years, anyways.

E_B_A
"Oh shit... did I get drunk last night and fuck another corn field?"

Generik
Every time he remakes that movie, the stripes get wider. And his ego gets bigger.

AgentQ
Simon's nightmare was to be trapped in an episode of Family Guy.

My nightmare is to be forced to watch Simon's nightmare.

Seltaeb
Freddy got fingered?

Dairai
"We down, poster?"
*crickets*
"'at's right, bitch."

HanoferF
Wait, so the magic of Captain Eo defeated Freddy?

JMShearer
Just seconds after he told Jason to unhand him.

KKDW
Remember folks claws can be dangerous if swallowed by small children!

GlitterRock
"tears off Freddy's glove, sees real hand underneath*
"... ... ... .... ... Oh right. 'V'"

cajunmagic
Say, Heather. How's that, uh, how's that career workin' out for ya? Got a lot of exciting roles? Hmm? Some challenges that really stretch your acting ability? Hmm? Not gonna get typecast as Nancy or the girl from "Just the Ten of Us.", are we? Lots of big big productions in the future. Who is that? Is that Scorsese calling? Too bad you're busy slogging around with Wes Craven. Course, it's good you're working. I mean, you don't want to end up doing one movie, then the next thing you know, you're being arrested for drug running. Just ask the girl from "The Crow". Say, what's that movie you've got coming out? "The Bet"? Yes. Who do you play in that again? Heather Langenkamp? Oh, that must have been tough. No, no. You keep doing the Freddy movies. I'm sure it'll all turn out for you. Niiiiiiight.

WaffleKing
Hey! I still give really good head down by the airport, so shut up!