cajunmagic
And, suddenly, the movie turns into "Troll"! C'mon, movie! Make up my mind!

cajunmagic
Oh, Sarah Silverman. You'll be the death of us all!

RodRocket
PUMAT: Steven Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves

RodRocket
"Y'know, if someone would hurry up and invent Red Bull, we wouldn't have to worry about this Freddy creep!"

LauraPowers85
Wedding night comes. His maiden head will finally be taken.

cajunmagic
"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, ROBERT CARRADINE, OR I SWEAR TO GOD..."

LauraPowers85
He must be a pretty optimistic guy. I mean, just look: he's covered in painful burn scars, yet he keeps on smiling. You're a trooper and an inspiration to us all, Freddy!

Indomitus
Wait, is this Freddy vs the Demonic Toys now? Is Dollman going to make a cameo?

GlitterRock
It's the limited-edition Tiny Firefly-Stretch Armstrong figure!

cajunmagic
A little TOO happy to be Jon Bon Jovi, aren't we?

GlitterRock
o/` You're so vein... I bet you think this song is about you... o/`

TheLurker
Huh. I wonder what his LJ username is.

Zee
"Dude, what are you doing in my bed?"
"That Jack Sholder movie gave me ideas."

Labratrio
"Good house. There's a nice house. You like petting, don't you?"

Nyssa23
'Twas ugly killed the beast.

cajunmagic
"He jump on my bleach blonde Yeardley Smith!"

Indomitus
A remote the size of a VW Bus.
Allowed to smoke a cigarette inside a building.
Must be the 80s.

Zee
Freddy gets into a heated debate defending the merits of child molestation on tonight's Crossfire.