WaffleKing
Ay dios mio! Damn Bluth Cornballer!

jammer427
What? Another re-run of "Legends of the Hidden Temple"?

Zee
In the original ending of Freddy vs. Jason, Chesty McBigtits has premarital sex with Freddy so Jason will come and kill him.

GlitterBellRock
To sort of make up for the whole "burns over 95% of your body"-thing, the Emperor agreed to supply Vader with all the cheap hookers he wanted.

Zee
"I'm a were-Flo Jo!"

JMShearer
"Oh my God, my HAT!"

Mattteus
Well, we all learned a lesson today didn't we?

Mattteus
I finally figured it out! Freddy is the creepy Six Flags guy! The kids burned him and he became evil... not that he wasn't before.

TheLurker
On the right in the front - Shaggy!

SweetHeart666
Oh, the old Bladed-Hand-Through-The-Oversized-Shirt gag! The classics never die.

Zee
Hey, Mark Patton: You know it's bad when Heather Langenkamp has had a better career than you.

YibbleGuy
"Freddy--what's the REAL motivation behind your evil wrath?"
"I'm fourth-billed ... IN MY OWN DAMN MOVIE."

Yukon GARnelius
Two older Just The Ten Of Us daughters down, two to go.

TheDiva
This movie only had one victim? That's pretty tame for a slasher flick.

Zee
Because, as we all know, when it comes to dealing with children, Freddy considers Bing Crosby a role-model.