Mattteus
It's your fault for getting the fish a baseball and bat for Christmas!

GlitterBellRock
Back in the 80s, the only way to get rid of an unwanted ankle-tattoo was to get Robert Englund to gnaw it off. Oh, how far we've come!

gleeb
This won't go well. It's hard for a homicidal apparition to get a bank loan.

GlitterBellRock
Death by queef

Zee
*sprays like a skunk*

GlitterBellRock
"Nice beaver."
"Thanks. I just had it stuffed."

Zee
Do Robert Englund and Cillian Murphy share a skull or something?

WaffleKing
Hi. I'm Freddy Kreuger for Proactin V.

TheCarolingDiva
Yuck, who left this Ryan Stiles out? It's gotten all gamey...

Cyberbeast
"That sags my man-tits."

GlitterBellRock
"Um, ahem...Mr. Lamp? My wife and I were wondering if you'd be interested in a threesome?"

WaffleKing
Joel Hodgson's gonna help the gang save the rec center!

Zee
My theory is that the guy in the green shirt was the director's off-screen lover. I have no evidence to support this theory, just a hunch.

JMShearer
0/~ "Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete/I'm the craze of Manative Street/And when I start to dance/Everything goes Chick Chickie Boom/Chick Chickie Boom/Chick Chickie Boom!" o/~

WaffleKing
and the spindly 90 lbs extra kicks the crap out of Freddy. The End.

WaffleKing
...yes....it obviously.....terrifying....

Thats what you get when you recruit extras off of craigslist.

Indomitus
My Corn Pops! You fiend! You killed my Corn Pops!

YibbleGuy
Another anorexia relapse for Christina Ricci ....