Zee
"'New Petitions against child molesting bill'? 'Freddy Kreuger Under Fire'?

gleeb
"Headlines explaining backstory overplayed"?

Zee
The Young Mercedes McNab Chronicles

GlitterBellRock
If Roman Polanski were editor of Maxim, this is what we'd be seeing on the stands.

Mattteus
Zack, this bottle fell out of Jessie's bag...

Shockeye
"Sweetheart, it's a kiss not a blowjob."

RodRocket
"Up periscope!"

Zee
with a tip o' the hat to daupstart:

"AUTOPSY TECHNICIAN STEPHENS! AGAIN?!"

TheCarolingDiva
I know this should disturb me, but...

GlitterBellRock
Hmmmm.... ok, pretty hot.... I'll still take Michelle Bauer's scene in 'Assault Of The Party Nerds,' though.

GlitterBellRock
(covering mouth)
"Just put it in -- and try not to say anything and ruin the moment, 'kay?"

Zee
"Hey, if your penis come anywhere close to my vagina, let me know, 'kay?"

YibbleGuy
"Unprimed drywall ... jute carpeting from Pier 1 ... is there no END to the horrors on Elm Street?"

GlitterBellRock
"Our love ... is a proper, Corey love."

Zee
"Excuse me, Mr. Sholder? I don't remember this scene in the script."
"Just go with it, I think we're onto something here! ACTION! And I do mean ACTION!"

Zee
"Gay Cats"? Well, that's appropriate.

Shockeye
He's so 80's it hurts.

Zee
"GEEEZ! I'm gonna need some Peptid AC!"