Zee
Bukkake on Elm Street

Indomitus
Someone... must be... having baby... somewhere... must... throw shower...

Zee
The reason was invented.

GlitterBellRock
The last time I saw cheeks that red, it was on a Campbell's Soup Kid!

Dita DuPave
Thank you guys, this is exactly what I want to see.

JMShearer


Never mind eating. I may never use my eyes again!

Mattteus
Still, there are worse things to be smeared all over a grown man's arse.

Indomitus

*moves on quickly*

Zee
"Fuck, that mumbling Max Keller and his long time companion John McCallister, the first occidental ninja in Japan, followed me home! Turn the sprinklers on, honey."

YibbleGuy
And the award for "Ugliest Set Of Shingles Not Caused By The Herpes Simplex Virus" goes to ....

TheCarolingDiva
The original Mon Mothma shows up at Indomitus's house.
"Uh yes. I couldn't help but notice that you rather liked Bai Ling while you were at Celebration. I was wondering if there might be room in your little harem for me. I have nipples too, see?"
(raises shirt, Indomitus falls off ladder)

tinaw
This is how we know GlitterRock is evil: He claims a month chockfull of Christmas cheer, but instead it's chockfull of oh HELL to the muthf***in NAW!!!!!!

GlitterBellRock
"Oh hey Freddy. ...Hey, what's going on? ...How are you? ...Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself...ah yeah. ...Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah. Just, ah, just ah my package. God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah."

TheCarolingDiva
Suddenly, David Bowie's "Labyrinth" leggings look roomy and conservative.

gleeb
Boxer shorts: argument #1

Dita DuPave
Okay, this is the real horror, not Freddy.

Indomitus
Okay, who wants grapes?

JMShearer
Right here is reason enough to have a "Cap First, Eat Second" rule someplace.