gleeb
The witching hour for people who are always showing up early.

Zee
"Honey? You awake? Would you mind if I hung more pointless shit on your wall?"

gleeb
Uh, Honey? I forget what color your eyes are. Could you turn around so I could see, maybe?

Zee
That mask on the wall is shocked.

gleeb
.oO I don't care what those candy-asses say, my pocket is going as unprotected as my daddy's before me! Oo.

Diana Luna
"Honey, while you're out can you bring me a sub sandwich about this big?"

WaffleKing
Why are you surprised? This isn't the first toilet I've broken, and it won't be the last.

ChaosWolf1982
And she immediately shoves the phone down her pants.

Zee
"MOM! YOUR SPLAYING IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!"

RodRocket
.o0O(My model of Reddy Kilowatt must be PERFECT!)

Indomitus
.oO(If I don't get this fixed, I'll never have a bright idea ever again.)Oo.

Zee
You can make just about anything into a pot pipe.

WaffleKing
at the Trojan condoms testing lab...

Scarecrows Brain
"Hark! *uf* ye *ooh* base villains...*urg* ... feel the power of *oof* ... mine mighty hammer, Mjolnir..." (passes out.)

PrezGAR
Freddy stole Regan's favorite sex toy. Jason's really gonna be pissed.

JMShearer
You know, seeing that there are women desperate enough to do this with Freddy makes me think that maybe I won't be single forever.

Indomitus
But still not quite as flaming as Richard Simmons.

AlexGariepy
The Flaming... uh, stunt double of Sauron.