gleeb
Fred Savage?

GlitterRock
"Do *not* mock the Depp! My hair has destroyed whole CIVILIZATIONS!!"

RodRocket
"Billy Joe McAllister, you say?"

Indomitus
If it's in the book, is it really improvised?

GlitterRock
Waitaminute -- you can set traps for BEWBIES??

Zee
"What have you done, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition?!?"

WaffleKing
A man who dares to rival the sex appeal of Bud Bundy...

Zee
Men should not wear half shirts.

Dita DuPave
I agree with Zee. Off with the half-shirts!!! *grabs the scissors again*

TheDiva
Johnny, you're so skinny! You should eat something...I recommend chocolate and whipped cream served on a lovely music goddess.

JMShearer
Now, here's Fred Savage for ya.

TheLurker
Judging from Johnny's expression, I'd say that's a Capper girl's impressive rack at the right.
I'll just pretend it's mine.

ArchHallJr
. o O Quick! Think of something to explain away my telescoping antenna boner . . . O o .

Dita DuPave
*has the sudden urge to lick tummy*

tinaw
Johnny -- 10 ... yeah that's about right!
*has sudden urge to lick below the belly*

TheDiva
Okay, show of hands...who else thinks he's a lot sexier as a drunken pirate?

ArchHallJr
Heck, I think he's sexier as a drunken pirate.

Zee
I think the big, Frankensteinian bolts on his neck are sexy.