GlitterRock
I've had PLENTY of dreams with Rebecca Romijn as a naughty nurse in them. This is the first with Charles Fleischer, though!

AlexGariepy
This caption cannot be salvaged. Move onto the next patient.

ArchHallJr
"What is this? Ferris's absent dates are shrinking?"

Indomitus
Spreadsheets! Boogity boogity boogity!

AlexGariepy
"But I don't eat hats."
"EAT IT! IT'S LIFE AND DEATH!"

JohnSteed
Come on, let the desk lamp see!

YibbleGuy
"Well, honey, maybe the mean nightmare man wouldn't terrify you in your sleep if you would do something more attractive with your hair."

YibbleGuy
As a teenager, Susan Sontag was against both "Interpretation" and "Mom's Who Leave The Damn Freezer Door Open."

Zee
Heather Langenkamp has an awesome package!

ArchHallJr
"I learned it from you, alright? I learned how to do a shitty streak job on my hair from you!"

Zee
.oO(Why do the kids in the neighborhood keep yelling 'Hatchet-Face' at the house?)

gleeb
"I hope you like your steak well done!"

Zee
"Mom, you killed and ate another hobo, didn't you?"

RodRocket
"And all the milk has.... DISAPPEARED!"

ChaosWolf1982
So Oddjob was in disguise as a teenage American girl? How diabolically ingenious!

GlitterRock
"HAT TAG!! YOU'RE IT!!"

gleeb
Some days it ain't worth gettin' up, what with these Susan Sontag impersonators and their damn soft shoe routines…

JMShearer
So, Freddy was just an unusually accurate prediction of Michael Jackson's future?