A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CAPTIONS
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Zee
"I had a nightmare that pink didn't exist!"



PrezGAR
There's four rooms in the GARamid that aren't that pink.



TheLurker
Does she live with Rose Tyler?



RodRocket
"Oh, GOD! I'm morphing into BROOKE SHIELDS!!!!"



JohnSteed
Just touch his skin. With burn marks like those, he'll scream in pain like a little girl.



Gray Zombie
*sigh* Ok, Mrs. Ramsey, why do you think that Castro is after Iverson?
"The Moon Men told me. They intercepted a transmission while they were trying to listen to Jack Owens."
*SOB* Why me?



TheDiva
VICTIMS OF CRIMES, I'll get YOU the money you deserve! Call me, Frank Azar!



Indomitus
"Then coosin Larry Ap-le-ton said I should get a job..."



gleeb
In the foreground, we can see Tom Thumb's widow paying a visit to her husband's grave.



YibbleGuy
Axl Rose and Jack Lord had a double funeral for their careers.



TheDiva
Penny Marshall?



Zee
A church? Or a four eyed monster about to eat Heather Langenkamp? You make the call.



TheDiva
Umm...why is there a bloodstain on the church steps?



RodRocket
Run by Dr. Katja Googoo.



Gray Zombie
Katja's now opening up a Dleep Disorder clinic.



Indomitus
I'm no doctor, but what the hell are they monitoring ON HER CHIN?!?


Zee
The tube of lube lurks ominously in the corner.


GlitterRock
*bite-pop-spit*
"Sorry honey. That whitehead's been bothering me for an hour now."





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