A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CAPTIONS
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Zee
"The anal sodomy I can get used to. It's the oral sodomy that throws me."



GlitterRock
Mini-JAWS is back! And this time...he's brought three friends!



TheDiva
Janet Leigh saw this scene, and had to swear off baths as well.



YibbleGuy
You REALLY shouldn't use a Garden Weasel for that ....



Zee
"Damn you, inflatable novelty catchers mitt! You played me like a harp from hell!"



gleeb
"Help me, Clammy, help me!"



ChaosWolf1982
Sweet monkey Jesus, she's turning into Tony Danza!



Gray Zombie
MOM!?!?! What are you doing in here?
"I...I.....I was just cutting the grass."



PrezGAR
No one ever suspects the butterfly.



Cyberbeast
Good, her acting could use some speeding up.



gleeb
You know, it really destroys the placebo effect if you put "FAKE" on the label in big red letters.



GlitterRock
"MMMmm... fast-acting saké... " (drool)



WaffleKing
Forget Freddy. Look out for that creepy-ass Pillow Person sulking around the bottom of the screen.



GlitterRock
"Would you settle for PG-13 relationship?"



Zee
"Shadow puppets killed my parents! Making shadow puppets makes me CRAZY!"



Gray Zombie
HEY! Wanna buy some fucking Girl Scout Cookies?


gleeb
"Are you sure this door is standard width?"


GlitterRock
He does this just to fuck with the Jehovah's Witnesses at home.





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