Zee
Boss, your goofy meter is off the charts.

ArchHallJr
Freddy Krueger, PETA Activist:
"I'll swallow your stole!"

GlitterRock
"Experience hours and hours of enjoyment with your Real-Sex Doll™..."

TheDiva
No, what's really horrifying is the manboobs!

AlexGariepy
The heck? The body's all hollow inside?

JohnSteed
The freakiest Silent Hill 4 ghost of them all.

Gray Zombie
Evenin', Lieutenant.
"Evening.....what's his problem?"
Claims someone stole his head.
"Geez, we get all kinds, don't we?"

Gray Zombie
John, I wanted you to know, I saw what happened to you in Mitchell, you know, the scene that Mystery Science Theater 3000 cut out. Really stupid way to die.

Gray Zombie
Yea, I costarred in a movie with Bruce Lee and *mumblemumblemumble*
"Bruce Lee and who?"
*sigh* Joe Don Baker
"You're lying through your teeth."
Hey, buzz off, will you?

AgentMoldy
"Hey, Merlin Olsen was in that movie too, you know! Wait, that sounded like a much better thing in my head..."

GlitterRock
"Don't fuck with me, man. I was Maskatron."

gleeb
"There's nothing like a crisp blazer and a glass of straight rum to put me in a nautical mood."

ChaosWolf1982
"Mmm... Think maybe you could manage to be a few hours late for class, honey?"

GlitterRock
Ummm...I thought that Freddy was the child molester in this flick!

gleeb
So, I take it from her backpack that she's going bear hunting after school?

Indomitus
"You've got to help me! I just escaped from Velo De Novia, and I'm trying to get to America."

Zee
"Please consider me for all your Chachi needs."

gleeb
"Hey, fish? Can I crash here for a while?"