Indomitus
"Know what I want? A big, juicy burger. This big. Big as your head, I swear. Man am I hungry."

GlitterRock
"I bury da cockaroches, meng!"

tinaw
Oh my -- is . . . is Johnny channeling . . . *gulp* . . . Ralph Macchio?!?!?

Halfreck
Heather Langenkamp pooted. Again.

GlitterRock
her -- .oO I wonder if there'll be a pop-quiz in Math tomorrow. Oo.
him -- .oO I don't give a fuck what she's thinking about; just let her think about it a lil' longer while I unhook her bra. Oo.

Zee
It's the sweater vest, isn't it? That's what gets babes, right? I gotta get me a pale blue sweater vest, that's all there is to it.

Zee
"Don't fret my lovely ladies, the awesome power of my sweater vest will protect you."

AlexGariepy
"Darn, our prayers to not be seen have gone unanswered. Let us hope our prayers for bulletproof sweater vests can take us through!"

ArchHallJr
"Kevin?"
"Huh?"
"Do you think we made a baby?"

WaffleKing
Pac-Man's gonna be furious when he find she slept with Inky.
Or is that Winky? or Clyde?

GlitterRock
Harry Potter's under that sheet, practicing spells with his wand -- oblivious to the fact he's just invoked Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson in bed with him!

GlitterRock
I've heard about this scene.... we see Linnea Quigley's tits pressing through, right?

TheLurker
"Oooh, fishy fishy fishy fish! That went where-ever IIIIII did gooooooooooooo...."

JohnSteed
He's a one-man Red Rover machine!

Zee
Um, cut! Robert, go get burn make-up on your hand.
"But I don't wanna!"

Zee
and starring
AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID
as Freddy Kreuger

JohnSteed
Fred, if you put your arms down, you'll get less wind resistance.

gleeb
OK, but when you run low on radiator fluid, don't come running to me.