TheDiva
Hey, we're in Wolverine's X2 nightmare...which means Naked Hugh! SCORE!

Indomitus
Yeah, Wyss in one hand and sh*t in the other, see which fills up first.

Dita DuPave
No way, that's Victoria Rowell!

TheDiva
"Introducing"? Getting "introduced" in a movie is never a good sign. Trust me, his career will go nowhere after this...

Zee
...to Winona Ryder was a bad idea, in retrospect.

Indomitus
Must've wondered all the way over here from the Porch Swings gallery.

ChaosWolf1982
Fred?
Guess this was before he went for a more casual "Freddy", huh? One must be civil and polite to one's victims before mercilessly slaying them, right old chap?

TheDiva
You know, now that they mention it, "Fred" just isn't a good name for a psychopath, y'know? I mean, "Jason" sounds all cool and tough, and you can't go wrong with something classic like "Michael," but "Fred"? I mean come on, Fred is my great-uncle's name...

GlitterRock
"Hoo's glove ees thees?"
"It's not a glove, it's finger-knives."
"Hoo's feenger-knives ees thees?"
"Fred's."
"Hoo's Fred?"
"Fred's dead, baby. Fred's dead."

Indomitus
"Why isn't it Frohderick Kroyger?"
"Because it's not. It's Frederick Kroyger. You must be Igor."
"Not, it's pronounce Eyegor."
"But they told me it was Igor."
"Well they were wrong then, weren't they?"
*SLASH*

JohnSteed
Vs. Jay Voorhees.

GlitterRock
Amanda Wyss or Amanda Plummer? You make the call!

GlitterRock
Hey she's cute. I kinda dig chicks...with... short... hair...? (looking harder)
AWW JOHNNY MAN! AWW THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!

Cyberbeast
He's morphing into John Mayer.

TheDiva
Lucky for us, Johnny improved with age. Right now he's edging a little too close to Fred Savage territory.

gleeb
To intimidate his rivals, he sculpts his hair into the terrifying comb of a gamecock.

Zee
o/` "Now I have a story that I’d like to tell
About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He’s burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred...
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway
He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I sleep
I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street!" o/`

gleeb
.oO Dammit, why can't they design these things with the thumbless in mind? Oo.