gleeb
Damn, that red screengrab sideswiped us! Now we gotta go get this screengrab repainted.

ChaosWolf1982
NEW LINE CINEMR?

Indomitus
Enjoy this brick.

Zee
Back in the eighties this meant Freddy movie or ninja turtle movie, and that's about it.

TheDiva
Presented in SMALL-O-VISION!

GlitterRock
... is not something to be proud of.

WaffleKing
Wes "Quantity, not Quality" Craven
Wes "One-in-20 movies is a hit" Craven
Wes "Remember that one good movie I made ten years ago? Good. Write me a check, bitch." Craven
Wes "Snookums" Craven

Zee
Turning Child-Molesting Burn Victims into National Icons for Over Twenty Years

TheDiva
Presented in Goofy Cartoon Font!

GlitterRock
I'll show you the real nightmare on Elm Street: these grass stains! *holds up dirty jeans to camera*

Zee
Um, that's really not saying much.

TheDiva
He's the best we could do--I mean come on, you think we're gonna let that Depp kid have top billing?

AlexGariepy
Saxon-mo-phone?

GlitterRock
Could be worse.
"Prove it, Glitter."
'Starring Joe Don Baker?'
"I stand corrected."

TheDiva
That's an illegal use of a double "e".

GlitterRock
They should've spelled the last name "Blaklee" just to balance it out.

Zee
Who you may remember from Langenkamp 2: Unhappy Langenkampers

GlitterRock
"SLUT!!"