tinaw
.oO I swear, if this stuff doesn't work, I'll keep making jokes about jerking off on video music channel clip shows! Oo.

Indomitus
This business does footnotes, and it does them well.

GodoHell
"Whose a girl gotta blow to get somethin' besides a fuckin' ham sandwich for lunch around here?!?"

GodoHell
I'm glad they changed the name. Beano rolls off the tongue in comparison to this.

Zee
Steve Martin got fat on all that crappy family movie money.

cajunsetthetreeonfire
*Largo fart*

AlexGariepy
I don't know about you, but I don't recall snack foods getting me this much reception from the ladies... at least positively.

Zee
Remember how when you bit into a Doritos 3-D it would have that nasty chamber of stale air? Who cares, the chick was hot.

Coakley
Worthy of a RiffTrax.

Granamyr1
If your man is barely there when he's inside you then, baby, it's time to trade him in for some battery-operated bliss.

Zee
*Impulsively punches monitor*

GodoHell
Looks more like Danger: Dial-a-holic to me.

Indomitus
And the crappy movie has a Rancor pit. Charming.

Zee
Debra Messing is a banshee?

TheCarolingDiva
You're surprised why, Zee?

Zee
Well, I thought she was a Gorgon.

Indomitus
See, I would've guessed succubus, because my soul is sucked from me every time I see her on TV.

cajunsetthetreeonfire
I would've said "Jill Hennessy" and "harpy".