Zee
This Island Nerf

Zee
Wow, this is gonna be just like Witchcraft! Or Witchcraft II: The Temptress! or Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death! or Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart! or Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil! or Witchcraft VI! or Witchcraft 7: Judgement Hour! or Witchcraft 8: Salem's Ghost! or Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh! or Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft! or Witchcraft XI: Sisters in Blood! or Witchcraft XII: In the Lair of the Serpent! or Witchcraft XIII: Blood of the Chosen!!!

gleeb
Why does Witchcraft VI have no subtitle? Was the budget cut?

LadyLoxley

Glitter, have we offended you somehow?

GodoHell
His dying wish was to be in a movie.
They stuck him in this piece of crap.
Now he haunts the halls of the Make-a-Wish Foundation, plotting his ethereal revenge.

cajunmagic
Did Charlie Band have anything to do with this movie?

OZOO
This was proberbly the Face of Boe's first film appearance.

GlitTurkeyRock
"I make my own tampons out of stock linens!"

him to her (whispering): "What are stock linens?"
her to him (whispering): "I don't know. What are tampons?"

RodRocket
Look.... She's been preserved in amber.

TheSpaceToast
"Have you heard the new Styx album? It's refined."

Shadarus
*ahem* Hello, I'm Tom Servo and I'd like to read an open letter to my fans.

"In response to allegations of indecent exposure and sexual acts commited in the same gallery as minors, namely "Elmo's Potty Time", I would like to state for the record that the robot in screengrab 997 is not, in fact, me... but merely a look-alike. Furthermore, the term 'crotch snot' will not be used in my resume from this point onward."

Thank you very much.

RodRocket
Suddenly, Johnny Cash is banished to the Phantom Zone....

RodRocket
I didn't know Alan Sues was in this.

gleeb
*Merlin's book should not be touched by pregnant women, women who may become pregnant, infertile women, those born of a woman, or those from their mother's wombs untimely ripped.

cajunmagic
"So, honey...Zimbalist much?"

Zee
RUN! Before Borgnine's enourmous breasts consume us all!

OZOO
"Works beautifuly - CAUTION?" Isn't that one HELL of a contadiction?

Zee
"I roll with Wu-Tang, Billy!"