TheCarolingDiva
Lemon mining is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world...
tinaw
Yeah, blood lemons are illegal in the U.S. . . .
GodoHell
...yet blood oranges are readily available. For shame!
Indomitus
He's doing the Zap Rowsdower Sexy Dance!! 
Cyberbeast
The 'Eh' Team!
Framed for a crime that he most likely committed anyway, Zap Rowsdower disappeared into the Alberta underground where he works as a soldier of fortune with his plucky sidekick, Troy 'Rat Boy' McGreggor. If you've got a problem, and no one else can help you, and you have enough beer, maybe you can hire.....
jackrouters
"Kid, there's a store about seven miles back. Pick me up a quart of blinker fluid."
TheSpaceToast
Right, find me a picture of a Canadian woman without a rifle.
TheCarolingDiva
I smell an underdeveloped backstory...
NurseNoir
tinaw
Angry sex with your father's murderer is so gratifying.
(Meep-meep -- I hear the little short bus to hell. Gotta run!)
JohnSteed
Despite what you may think, I am NOT in that room!
Granamyr1
Ladies, it's Sexytime!
jackrouters
By the time we get to Mike Pipper, one thing runs through your mind: How the hell did they cast this movie?!
jackrouters
"Yes, your thoughts betray you, Troy. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Rowsdower was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Ziox...then perhaps she will!"
"NOOOO!" *Troy attacks with baseball bat*
jackrouters
GodoHell
"Larry Csonka! Larry Csonka! Why hath thou forsaken me?!?"
TheLurker
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
AlexGariepy
"You must bring glory to the Calgary Flames!"