CajunFriedTofurkey
Oddly enough, Toblerone has a caramel stuck in his teeth.

gleeb
.oO Is my boisterous personality covering up an insecurity as to whether people will like me? No, of course not! Everyone loves the Toblerone! HA HA HA HA HA! Oo.

GodoHell
"Is it bullshit? Or not?"

CajunFriedTofurkey
How can anyone NOT like Toblerone?

TheDiva
Heck, how can you not like anyone named after a chocolate bar?

gleeb
I get a feeling that a road trip with Toblerone would get trying after the first hour or so. Which is why no one wants to leave the Bronx. They're afraid they get stuck in his car.

TheLurker
Hey, that guy in the back, wasn't he in Ratt?

Zee
I thought it was Warrant!

CajunFriedTofurkey
You're both wrong. He was in Skid Row.

Indomitus
Nah, I'm pretty sure he was in Britny Fox.

The Thankful Dita
He was in all of them and more.

gleeb
"Paying attention to the guy in back of me? I think you're just trying to make Toblerone jealous! HA HA HA HA HA!"

JohnSteed
"EVERYONE LOVES ME! SEE BAI LING AS THE STONE-COLD ROBOT BITCH FROM SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW? EVEN SHE LOVES ME! HA HA HA HA HA!"

Cyberbeast
"What do you mean 'funny'? Funny how? Like a clown, do I amuse you?"

gleeb
"Well, uh-"
"Of course I amuse you! No one does not love the Toblerone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

gleeb
"Did you just call me 'Mars Bar'?"

YibbleGuy
Every year on the anniversary of its release, Barry Newman must seek out an innocent child, fall to his knees, and beg forgiveness for his performance in the original version of Vanishing Point.

cajunmagic
Toblerone? GET BACK IN THE ESCAPE 2000 GALLERY!
"No gallery can contain Toblerone! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"