gleeb
"So this is the murder weapon, huh? Was he clubbed with it?"

TheDiva
I spell fun C-A-P-P-I-N-G

tinaw
That's funny, I spell fun C-A-P-P-I-N-G A-T W-O-R-K

Shockeye
"I'm too sober to be acting in this movie."

JohnSteed
The Mitchell: A concotion of Scotch, Schlitz, Jim Beam and powdered donut sugar.

gleeb
Sure he's evil, but Frank has a great shave.

ChaosWolf1982
EEW! Pearl's fingerbanging Mexico!

jackrouters
Really just a clever anagram of "Merit in lamented belching."

Zee
The sequel was the Credible Melting Man. Just a very responsible, reasonable man whose flesh keeps melting off.

RodRocket
"Will we be flying over PIE????"

Zee
The satisfied smile that comes from knowing he gets to fuck Bridget Jones every night.

Mattteus
This is like chin butt porn.

Zee
"Pink Boy" from Time Chasers... IN SPAAAAACE

Indomitus
Looks like D-Day didn't make it after all.

Zee
Thank goodness that screen is there to give him a little privacy.

AntiHero
Bill Gates goes fishing, then buys the 5 hours of his life back.

TheCarolingDiva
Actually, her birth name is Heidi Wolzynka, but less than 24 hours before filming, she had it legally changed.

....So you see, she wasn't Bjorn yesterday. (Thank you! I'll be here all week!)

JohnSteed
Zarindast: 200 HP damage with 50% chance of poisoning.