MST3K/CAPPING CAPTIONS
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RodRocket
"Look! RodRocket's written the first caption! It's not a particularly funny one, but he's the first!"



cajunmagic
Actually, it's a little known fact that they named this movie after me. Werewolf is, of course, an anagram for cajunmagic.



YibbleGuy
"They won't get any bigger by staring at them, dear."



Zee
"Be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone."



gleeb
"You gotta get down here! They've got eggs, any style!"



SweetHeart666
Yep! Nothing says "Beat Underground" like going to the local Dairy Queen!



The BitShifter
DISH OF
ICE CREAM

--O--

I BELIEVE



RodRocket
"Come on, Rod! Write sompin' FUNNY this time! Huh? Okay?"



SweetHeart666
A jealous girlfriend must've keyed the movie.



Zee
"Man, I am beat! I must've killed, like, twenty fat barkeeps today!"



Zee
...BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT WORKING FOR AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS



gleeb
.oO Well, why couldn't they have painted me inside where it's warm? Oo.



Zee
Zeppo LaPaglia



cajunmagic
Gummo Baldwin



YibbleGuy
There's a GUY in this screengrab? Hey, wait a minute, you're right! Guess I was staring at something else ....



tinaw
"Those tapes? Oh yeah, just keep circulating them."


Zee
It should be pointed out that that security guard is, in fact, the director. I know if I ever make a movie I'll cast myself as an elfin, piss-drunk security guard, or something equally glamourous.

JohnSteed
They got the director to drink a few ounces of his own bullshit.





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