Indomitus
Music is an art. We here at Conn want all young musicians to be Conn Artists.

TheDiva
Oh, quit trying to Conn him.

YibbleGuy
"Boss, there's a guy over there named Sulu--and he says that HE has the Conn!"

gleeb
"Did you know that Conn has a wonderful plan for your life?"

Dita DuPave
"Did Mr. B. Natural tell you must make a sacrifice to our savior Didi Conn?"

Dita DuPave
It's the Mr. Romance Caveman edition.

GlitTurkeyRock
Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Tranny Player

TheDiva
.oO(Hope this doesn't wind up in the hands of one of those Nee-gros...)

yojazzy
Shoo-whee, that's about a 9 on my weird shit-o-meter!

cajunmagic
My Sims Gay Wedding is going nowhere!

tinaw
Mike Nelson -- his chest is furry like ANIMAL!

Zee
Tonight on "You Bet Your Colossal Beast".

gleeb
I didn't know Petey Plane was caesarian.

Cyberbeast
"Shh, I can hear them inside, making cookies."

RodRocket
Well, he did say he had to catch a bus....

SweetHeart666
"FUCK BONNIE HAMMER!!!"

Indomitus
Wasn't he that kid in The Iron Giant?

That's Hoga-Hoga-Hoga-Hoga-Hoga-
*smacks computer*
Hogarth.

I've gotta get a real lackey. This MS Lackey Simulator is crap.

GlitTurkeyRock
Man, that is some precise pancake-batter pouring!