Gray Zombie
....and this is what the new GlitterDome will look like. Mind you, it's a little crude.
"The Glitter Institute Zeppelin was my idea."
Yea, and we'll put the Starbucks over here....

SweetHeart666
Across from the other Starbucks right here.

Indomitus
What, no WalMart?

outsdr
The Girl With The Golden Boobs

RodRocket
"Whoa!! Corey Haim buffed up!"
"Corey FELDMAN!"
"Haim!!!"
"Feldman!!!!"
"HAIM!!!!!"
"FELDMAN, muh'fugger!!!!!!"

Zee
So in the future, Muslim women still have to wear the hoods, but bikinis are okay?

jammer427
"Hey, Drac! No cuts!"

Indomitus
Leaves for a bikini? Our sanity is at the mercy of a light breeze!

Zee
"Mmmmm, that's it, Tork! Nuzzle that clit!"

outsdr
"You guys wait here... I'm going on ahead."

GlitTurkeyRock
... and if the male counselor had only used Enzyte, he'd never have spent twenty minutes trying to get it up. And little Jason Leopold Voorhees would still be alive today.
This has been a message from Mothers Against Camp Kids Drowning
Sponsored by Enzyte, the once-a-day tablet for natural male enhancement

GlitterRock
"Damn you *glub glub* sub-standard Castleton swimming program....!"

mst3kgirl
"Cause I'm a hic-a-doo-la guy,
and I'm a hic-a-doo-la girl,
and together, we're in a hic-a-doo-la world,
HIC-A-DOO-LA!"

SweetHeart666
"Poser Mobile says you outta pre-paid minutes, Boo!"
But I just bought minutes!
"FEES, Shorty! FEES!"

Zee
"I... I skull fucked him. Sorry."

Zee
That handle was already taken, so I went with Zee.

Shadarus
Tom Servo has found his happy place...

Nyssa23
The original Big Boobs McPhee.