THE MONSTER SQUAD CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
.oO Oooooooo goddamn, I'm never having burritos ever again! Oo.





Zee
Oh, great, trying to pull Frankenstein's Monster out of the limbo vortex has triggered her first period!





GlitterRock
"Bye Phoebe! I'll think of you every time I fuck your teddybear!"





TheDiva
And one last crotch-shot before he goes!





gleeb
Effie the tank-droid makes a desperate escape from the crummy Star Wars comic. But she would soon find she had jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire…





GlitterRock
"Orders from Mr. Saxon. Fire at will!"





Mattteus
...you know what? GO TO HELL MOVIE!!





GlitterRock
"YAYYYY! I gonna ride onna doggie! YAYYYYY!" (drops down on him)
*SNNNNNNNNNNNNAP!*





ChaosWolf1982
My God... he shat a beagle!





cajunmagic
Who would've thought Leonardo Cimino would be the only one left alive out of this cast? What? It was just the one fat kid? Oh, I see.





gleeb
Perverse Austrian Guy……L. von Sacher-Masoch.





YibbleGuy
Scary Italian Guy ..................... ADOLPH WALDSCHMIDT





TheDiva
Scary English Guy........SIMON COWELL





OZOO
Scary Icelandic Guy..........Magnús Scheving





GlitterRock
Scary Dutch Guy.... GOLDMEMBER





LadyLoxley
Scary American Guy........R. Lee Ermey





Diana Luna
Scary Scottish Guy...David Tennant





PrezGAR
Scary Canadian Guy...William Shatner





LadyLoxley
Original Scary German Guy........Klaus Kinski



Zee
Pantry Girls AND Vampires!? I'm in for the night!



Mattteus
There was a beefy cop in this? I love beefy cops!





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