MIDDLE-EARTH CAPTIONS - PAGE TWO





PrezGAR
o/` In the middle of the Earth,
In the land of Shire,
Lives a brave little Hobbit,
Whom we all admire... o/`


The_Gray_Zombie
And here we have the new west coast, my west coast. Marina Del Glitter, GlitterWood, Zombieburg.....uh... Zombieburg?
"Miss Teschmacher, she's got her own place...."
Zombieburg?
"It's just a little place. Just tiny...."
ZOMBIEBURG?!?!
"Ok, ok, I'll wipe it off. Sheesh"


TheDiva
Satellite pictures show a cold front coming in from the Misty Mountains, we're expecting 2-3 inches of snow so be careful on the roads tomorrow morning...


alexgariepy
And then I declared war on the Hanseatic League, thus bringing my stability to -3 and making the Poles very angry.


TheDiva
VISIT Scenic Rohan!


GlitterRock
(muttering)
o/` So, carefully! Carefully with the plates-- DAMMIT, I'll never get that song out of my head now!"


TheDiva
From the back, he looks like my grandmother.


JohnSteed
It's his collection of Final Fantasy Tactics healing items.


BlakHat1
Hobbits use condoms as bubble gum?


GlitterRock
Bilbo Baggins was responsible for the rediscovery of the One Ring, and ultimately the Great War and the deaths of thousands. And before all this, he smoked a pipe of Old Toby.
Truth.


TheLurker
o/` I was gonna go on a journey, but then I got high... o/`


PrezGAR
"Hey, it's Gandalf the Gay!"
"No, that's McKellan. I'm Gandalf the Gray."
"Do you know the Zombie?"
"Which Zombie?"
"The Gray Zombie."
"No. But I do stand between the candle and the star."


TheDiva
.oO(I hope I get elevated to the white soon...gray is SO not my color.)


PrezGAR
Bilbo gets ready to play the blues on his Hobbit Saxaphone.


JohnSteed
"No wonder he thinks he can turn invisible! Dude's rocking tha' gonj!"




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