GlitterRock
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"Hey... lift the lid a little... it's stifling in here!" (cough cough)
BlakHat1
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"I can't believe it! That little bastard's trying to SELL me on eBay!"
JohnSteed
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"JUST WAIT TIL THE THREE WISE MEN GET HERE! THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!"
LauraPowers85
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"Come on, Potter. Come and shake my hand, you little pussy. Lift up the lid and touch me. Kid, you sure ain't cut out for Knockiturn Alley."
NurseNoir
[DoktorD actually had to point out to me that it WAS an eye! On our first viewing of "Fellowship," another friend kept referring to it as "The Flaming C**t of Sauron"! I just couldn't see an eye there at all! D'OH!]
TheLurker
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"You all have filthy minds, you know that?"
GlitterRock
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"What the hell.... you just reused the jar you kept Kandor in! You cheap bastard, Baggins!"
JohnSteed
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"Hey, while you're out, could you destroy the Profound Darkness for me? Bastard's cutting into my work!"
Dita DuPave
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Those cappers have filthy minds. Ever heard of leaving something sacred for once?
TheLurker
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"Hey, Dita made the same joke as The Lurker! Well, they're both right, cappers do have filthy minds. Shame on all of you!"
LauraPowers85
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"How the hell am I supposed to be fearsome with all these cappers calling me a pussy?"
TheLurker
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"Whoa, this is turning into the longest capping thread EVER! I wish I had some popcorn to watch it with... except I don't have hands... or a mouth... aw, screw it."
GlitterRock
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"I was THISCLOSE to ruling the damn world! And now look at me: kept on the same shelf with his 'Gondor With The Wind' Hamilton collector's plates..."
elKapitan
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"You will go to Kay Jewelers and show her how much you want to rule the world..."
alexgariepy
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"Took that Canadian Capper long enough. Where have you been? Did you bring me maple syrup like I asked?"