GlitterRock
"Man, are any dwarvish chicks coming to this orgy or is this going to be a complete sausage-fest?"

BlueNothing
"Look, sir - droids!"

TheDiva
Valley of the Dried Apple Dolls

GlitterRock
Precious Moments presents "The Most Adorable Gang Bang."

echostation
The watchman inside Roseanne Barr's anus issues a dire warning of doom and despair to all trespassers.

AlexGariepy
He's trying to do o_O but ends up looking neurotic.

Laeral Falconhand
"FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY! I LOST MY QUESTION MARK SUIT!"

Laeral Falconhand
"....oh, yes, thank you! I just had it set."

AlexGariepy
TEH RING
IT IZ NOT BURND!!!

TheDiva
And here, we have a standard "DUDE, WTF?" It's basically the Lolrd of the Rings at this point...

GlitterRock
"I... must draw you!"
*cut to a scene with Frodo naked on a bed, Gandalf sketching*

AlexGariepy
"You must bring... The Pudding!"

GlitterRock
"Awww G'WAN!"

TheDiva
Pffft, that's so raven. (OW! Who threw that?)

GlitterRock

TheDiva
The more I see of this Sam, the more I love Sean Astin.

GlitterRock
"Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you come and talk with me? I'm from a different planet."

TheDiva
"Greetings, Saruman, I come with--"
"Aruman."
"Excuse me?"
"It's Aruman. The screenwriters changed my name so people wouldn't confuse me with Sauron."
"Um...okay. Greetings, Aruman the White--um, are you still the White? I mean, you're wearing a red robe..."
"Yeah, the ink and paint people didn't really read the script. However, I suppose if anyone asks, we can just say it references my hair...so yeah, Saruman the White works."
"You just said your name was Aruman!"
"....Look, let's just get on with the story, and pray nobody notices, mmm-kay?"