GlitterBellRock
It'll never work out. He's got nicer hair than her. That'll cause friction, just mark my words.

TheCarolingDiva
"I can't believe we have to wait until the Extended Edition to have our relationship explained."
"Could be worse; we could be in Christopher's shoes."
"Point taken."

Granamyr1
Ah! I knew all along this slashfic would end with Legolas becoming Queen of Gondor.

TheCarolingDiva
"I did my roots especially for the occasion."

GlitterBellRock
Well hello sweet thang! Anyone ever tell you that you look... amazingly... hot... ?

GODDAMMIT LEGOLAS! Don't pretty up like that anymore! Man, I'm all confused now....

ChaosWolf1982
So much for thinking only anime characters could pull off crossdressing so convincingly.
My sympathies, Glitter.

LauraPowers85
That's the sort of beard that belongs rubbing against a woman's inner thighs...

Granamyr1
Legolas, there are tens of thousands of fangirls out there waiting for us to snog, but, my old friend, canon beckons. I'm sure you'll understand.

Cyberbeast
That's the Robin-Williams-in-a-serious-role beard.

GlitterBellRock
Geez, I guess all it takes to improve this guy's mood is getting crowned king of all mankind...

Granamyr1
Look, I made this pretty flag for you. And from my great-great grandmother Luthien I bring something else. *flashes tits*

Mattteus
I guess the 'something borrowed' was Christina Ricci's forehead

jackrouters
"I'm going to have an ugly, hairy, bumpy, round-eared, stupid human for a son-in-law..."

Indomitus
Pippin's been cut out of the photo, and written out of the history books. He must've fallen out of favor with the political party or something.

TheCarolingDiva
"Cool, everyone's as tall as us now."

GlitterBellRock
*grabs his crotch*
"This is mine! This is where my babies come from!"

Indomitus
.oO(Sure, I saved the world and have the respect of every living thing... but what about this thin, lifeless perm? How can I go on living like this?)Oo.

JohnSteed
*Cough*TELEPHONEPOLE*Cough*