GlitterBellRock
"Little. Yellow. Different. Precioussss."

Zee
"Drink me in, bitches."

TheCarolingDiva
So, this big sweeping epic of war and courage and tragedy leads up....to this.

GodoHell
Andres Serrano's Piss Gollum

GlitterBellRock
Lemme guess, at the end of the movie we hear Sauron's voice...

{{{{{(|)}}}}}"Lord Gollum? Can you hear me?"
The table rises to reveal Gollum encased in black armor. "Yessssss, My Master. Where isss the Precioussss? Is the Precioussss sssafe? Isss the Precioussss alright?"
{{{{{(|)}}}}} "I'm afraid she's gone. It seems in your anger, you destroyed her."
"Smeagol couldn't have! Gollum gollum! The Preciousss wasss alive! I felt her! The Precioussss was alive! It's impossible! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!"*

*except in the Chinese translation, where it would be "Do not want!"

Yukon GARnelius
"I spy with my flaming eye... Hey, there's my ring. It's inside of Mt Doom. Oh Sh!t!"

cajunmagic
"Hi, we're the unnecessary wankers you asked for!"

AntiHero

JohnSteed
"Yeah, that's right, Frodo. Shake that ass...."

gleeb
"Ooooh, I hates them orcs!"

TheCarolingDiva
"Still the prettiest! Go me!"

LadyLoxley
But he's so... so pretty!

gleeb
He's got that passionate, loving look. He must be gazing on a plate of fish and chips.

cajunmagic
And yet, I find it strangely believable that this came out of Patty Duke.

echostation
"You'll be the prettiest King at the ball!"

cajunmagic
*makes obvious 'going down' joke*

gleeb
o/ There she is,
Miss Eriador…

TheCarolingDiva
Mmm, Viggo.....arghghghghghhglll...