GlitTurkeyRock
Is he wearing David Letterman's Suit of Alka-Seltzer??

TheDiva
And now Alan Rickman's going to come by and talk to him about divine responsibility or some shit...

Dita DuPave
"Do you realize how much slash fanfiction came out since the first movie?"

GlitTurkeyRock
"I'll not let you down, Mr. Frodo. Sam will promise you that."
"Uh, how about we just settle for you not fondling me in my sleep, 'kay?"
"... ... ... Sam cannot promise you that, Mr. Frodo."

AlexGariepy
"I dun wanna go destroy the embodiment of evil anymore..."

PrezGAR
Nice of James to give the traitor a proper funeral. Rest in Peace, 006.

GlitTurkeyRock
"Mummy! Look what I found in my peapod!"
"Oh sweet merciful heavens! It looks like a man... the size of a pea!"
And thus, Peaman was born.

AlexGariepy
You do know that eventually this body would somehow be recovered by the forces of evil and he'd return as some twisted incarnation...
"Just set it away, Steve."

GlitTurkeyRock
"I still stand beside you both, Dwarf-brother and Elf-brother. We shall fight together. We shall camp together. And we shall sleep together."
"Um..."
"Yes, my beloved Elf-brother?"
"Please stop calling me that."

GlitTurkeyRock
Well hello there, you sexy thing. What's a sweet-assed little elvette like you doing... way... out... here....
?...?
?...?
OH GAWD THAT'S A DUDE!! SOMEONE 'ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND' THIS MOMENT OUTTA MY HEAD!

PrezGAR
OK, Glitter. It's alright. Think about The Dushku and Salma, while I administer this simple eye test. But first, I need to put on my Ray-Bans.
[Bppp-fwash!]
OK. You never thought Legolas was a female elf. You were simply giving him Laura's phone number.

GlitTurkeyRock
I been hee-MO-tized!

NurseNoir
Hey, Paris Hilton doesn't make a half-bad elf...

TheDiva
"Still the prettiest! Goooo me!"

AlexGariepy
"Awwww crap, why did they to put the stupid mountain of doom at the other end, anyways? Stupid world..."

PrezGAR
"No, I will not sing Heigh Ho."

TheDiva
Where exactly does "male bonding" end and "gay" begin, anyway?

Trin Tragula
Pretty quickly when John Rhys-Davies is around.