GlitTurkeyRock
.oO I hope this whole Fellowship-thing isn't going to give me split ends! Oo.

Gray Zombie
www.ohHELLno.com/lotr.html

GlitTurkeyRock
For the rest of this scene, just do a Google search for "Aragorn/Boromir slashfic."

gleeb
"You said I could be on top."
"Hey, Isildur's heir here."

LauraPowers85
Hmm.... two fingernails painted black? This can only be the foul work of Carson Daly!

GlitTurkeyRock
"There's just so much litter in the Shire...."

TheDiva
"I knew I shouldn't have worn my dress suit for this trip."

Dita DuPave
"And I should've taken something for the windburn on my cheeks,"

GlitTurkeyRock
Well I for one am glad the little fella's finally out getting some sun. He's almost transparent!

GlitTurkeyRock
"Alright Cappers --- take THIS to your graves!"
(ripping open tunic, revealing star-shaped nipple ring)

PrezGAR
OK, which of you ladies threw this Sean Astin love doll overboard?

TheDiva
Would anyone here admit to HAVING a Sean Astin lovedoll in the first place?

TheDiva
.oO(Man, would it have KILLED Galadriel to give me an oar that wasn't twice as big as I am?)

GlitTurkeyRock
(sniff sniff)
"Ohhhh real funny, you guys! Stickin' me in the same boat with Boromir's body! Ha-ha. Ewwww, he's all squishy...."

TheDiva
Sam dried out pretty quickly...

daupstart
"Gimme the keys, Frodo. You're too drunk to drive."

TheDiva
I, VIGO, AND....UM, VIGGO SHALL RULE THE EARTH!

LauraPowers85
Never has a homeless man looked so dashing.