NoOneInParticular
"Don't panic, Jessica. I called the firemen and the policemen. We'll get you out of there real soon."

TheDiva
Laura, you been doing snuff films?

Dita DuPave
Laura, have you been licking the screengrab? It's all smudged.

tinaw
Laura, is this what you got at Hot Topic?

elKapitan
Laura, how am I seeing your thoughts?

Indomitus
Being L... you know, maybe Laura's been targetted enough already in this thread, so I'll just skip that one.

TheDiva
Yikes, Galadriel, take your Midol already!

JohnSteed
Kate Hudson IS The Grudge!

Trin Tragula
EVIL-MECHA-GALADRIEL!

GlitTurkeyRock
Meanwhile on Romulus......

TheDiva
You know, evil overlords should try living in nice white marble castles nestled within valleys full of wildflowers and bunnies. If nothing else, it'll confuse the hell out of the heroes.

meqal
And incase you encounter any Uri-Kai, pass them this, the Crack Pipe of Whitney Houston.

TheDiva
A Glo-Stick? That's the best you buggers can give me?

Indomitus
"This, Frodo, is a dildo made of the finest Elven crystal. May it serve you always as well as it has served me."

LauraPowers85
"Try some, Bilbo. It'll really help you relax."
*puts a few drops on tongue*
"Hey, who put all this cotton in my mouth?"

AlexGariepy
How many Hobbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

JohnSteed
"Remember, everytime you use it requires one heart. But try to get a boomerang if you can find it."

MoldyBreadStuffing
"Take this to the cathedral, fill it with holy oil, then come back."
"Then what happens?"
"I mix it with some vinegar and we make a salad."
"Right."