elKapitan
"Oh bloody hell, not a flippin' polar bear!"

TheDiva
Wow, hobbits take FOREVER to hit puberty...

LauraPowers85
This is the hardest Mario Kart level yet.

tinaw
...donaeis requiem. . . . *smack*

Indomitus
What the... no handrails? How enlightened can they possibly be if they don't even have handrails?

JohnSteed
This is a very dispirited Donkey Kong Country level.

gleeb
"Haldir, two to beam up."

TheDiva
Elves are the only race in Middle-Earth with access to conditioner...

Dita DuPave
And crimping irons.

Coakley
Okay, is she Arwen's grandmother or not? Sheesh, all the Tolkien trivia around and no one can answer me that question.

PrezGAR
Yes, she is. Her daughter married Elrond.

TheDiva
And how much does that suck for Arwen? I mean, can you imagine having guys come up to you and saying "Dude, your grandmother is HOT!"? Disturbing...

TheDiva
Shouldn't she wear her hair back? I mean, the makeup department put a lot of work into those latex ears...

JohnSteed
I take it with all the power she has, she's given a Carte Blanchett? (not the face! Not the face!)

TheDiva
When they said Elven women have headlights, they meant literally!

AntiHero
They look too alike, one must die.

AntiHero
"For all my dead homies" *pour*

JohnSteed
Now pitching for the Lothlorien Mystics....