MIDDLE-EARTH CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
Now, be honest: if someone took a metal object out of the fire and, without touching it, told you that it was "quite cool," would you believe him?


GlitTurkeyRock
"Please sir ... may I have some more?"


TheDiva
Is it just me, or does Frodo kind of default to a "deer-in-the-headlights" look?


Trin Tragula
NEE-NAW NEE-NAW
BLUESCREEN ALERT
NEE-NAW NEE-NAW


GlitTurkeyRock
"I took this from inside the machine. That deaf, dumb and blind kid won't EVER notice it's gone!"


TheDiva
The screengrab's proposing!


TheDiva
Yes, nothing says "Thank you for helping me destroy the talisman of ultimate evil" like a fruit basket!


GlitTurkeyRock
Originally, this scene was supposed to cut to a montage with Enya's haunting melody "Carpet Burns" playing through ....


TheDiva
"No, you can't hurt me! I'm folksy and good-natured!"


Gray Zombie
Told you not to piss off Billy Mumy, Mr. Frodo, now we're in the corn field.


GlitTurkeyRock
"Well?"
"Sorry, Mr. Frodo. I asked him how old Dorothy really was, but it's not saying anything."


elKapitan
"I want a rematch, Saruman."
"So you've come back for more, eh Gandalf? The Slinky of Saruman shall be victorious once again!"


LauraPowers85
Farrah Fawcett confronts Saruman.


GlitTurkeyRock
It takes a special sort of man to be defeated by both Roger Moore *and* a Muppet -- and still look THIS cool!


elKapitan
Watch out Mr. Lee, Sir Ian is getting ready to touch your balls!





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