TheDiva
"Charles, this is too complicated. Can't we build a computer or something to track down other mutants?"

GlitTurkeyRock
"This is all I am permitted to say. Give me your ring. I will return it to you when you find these things to be true. "

elKapitan
o/ "Every kiss begins with Kaaayy" o/

GlitTurkeyRock
Lost: One Ring.
Deep personal value.
$50 reward.
Contact Andy Sauron
c/o Mount Doom
Mordor, 60609.

Indomitus
"Older gray-robed wizard ISO small Hobbit for adventurous good times. If you're interested, give me a ring sometime. HA!"

LauraPowers85
Cursive: society's bane.

gleeb
"If you can read this, you're a Tolkien-geek with way too much time on my hands...uh, your hands."

AlexGariepy
Looks like he just wrote "biddibiddibiddi" a lot...

GlitTurkeyRock
"I'm a big fan of your wench-layout in last month's Playshire."

TheDiva
"Mister Frodo and I have an understanding..."

Gray Zombie
So.....you wanna do it like Dwarves in the Mines of Moira?

LauraPowers85
"I play football, you know."

TheDiva
Throw it in a volcano? Sure, how hard can that be?

JohnSteed
Nice bamboo lunchbox Bilbo's got there.

elKapitan
"An engagement ring, Gandalf? But San Francisco is so far away."