rickubis:
Step aside. I require *two* scoops.
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GlitterRock:
Seeing Lois dressed up like Bonnie Langford in "Time And The Rani" makes me wanna knock her on her ass, too.
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Mattteus:
Give Pam Grier her apology now!
gleeb:
"If you don't act more politely I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you!"
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rickubis:
Shaq? I'm confused. I thought he was Ali.
kilroy105:
"Lord, guide my hand, and make it STROOOOOONG, my brother... so that I may show Ali a ho's place!"
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kilroy105:
"...Bruce Lee stole my pose!"
GlitterRock:
Meh. It's cooler when George Takei says it.
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BlakHat1:
"Hey give that back! Do you know how much Darkseid charges in overdue rental fees??"
kilroy105:
Quick! Cue the Bloodhound Gang!
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rickubis:
Huh!! You can't have an alien without "ali".
Mattteus:
Ali's making out with it?!
kilroy105:
"Besides, it's not like they ever noticed I was around anyway, so no biggie!"
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gleeb:
Has anything ever smelt like a job for Superman?
WaffleKing:
Wait, he wear the CAPE under his shirt at all times? And while we're at it, where does he keep his clothes every time he changes? Does he carry along a duffel bag? Since he can fly at the speed of sound, couldn't he just fly home and change really quick whenever he is needed? I'm just saying it would be hot and all. Plus, the trouble of going to the bathroom while wearing tights under your pants.
Mattteus:
Oh wait, I'm not needed *rips superhero costume off revealing another shirt and tie*
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rickubis:
Superman can give someone a *rash*? When did he get *that* power?
TheDiva:
Yeah, because it's not like Lois and Jimmy are in any danger or anything...
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rickubis:
So...Spain has been secretly building interstellar warships since the 1900's. I see. The plot thickens. A LOT. May need metamucil.
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rickubis:
Looks like 10 pt. Comic Sans Serif.
TheDiva:
Yes, Muhammad Ali, that big champion of women's rights...
Mattteus:
Ugh, did we really need an alien butt in our faces?
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rickubis:
You know all that, but you still can't construct a sentence. Was one of your English teachers named Yoda, by any chance?
kilroy105:
This coming from the guy who tolled the bell for Q in "Encounter at Farpoint?"
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