GlitTurkeyRock:
"Aye, captain. Ensign, remove wrenched ankle."
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GlitTurkeyRock:
The Enterprise's "rifles" weren't used very much in the TV series, were they?
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daupstart:
"SELL!"
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Cyberbeast:
"Yeah! Just like that, baby! You know you want it!"
TheMaskedDiva:
Who wants to bet Kirk's getting a rise out of this?
Diana Luna:
Even Kirk molests planets!
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YibbleGuy:
Given that electromagnetic radiation normally moves at the speed of light, I think "RUSH" might be the wrong choice of verb ....
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Cyberbeast:
"We really didn't think this plan through, did we?"
GlitTurkeyRock:
I kinda like to imagine that as they got every deadly ring, that little 'Sonic The Hedgehog' sound-effect would go off.... 
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GlitTurkeyRock:
"YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER, MR. SPOCK! ACCORDING TO THE PREVIOUS PANEL, I'M AT THE FRONT OF THE SHIP!"
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daupstart:
And the planet convulses wildly for 20 seconds straight... then smokes a cigarette.
Indomitus:
DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!
DiscoBoy:
Kirk's gonna have a helluva time trying to explain those cum stains on the hull to Starfleet.
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The Seer:
Also known as 4th of July fireworks. Geez, this narrator is such a moron.
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Cyberbeast:
"We're going to blow it up. Sorry, it's just what we do."
daupstart:
"Let us get a copy of that jam "Joyous Word" from ya'll Twin Supreme homies while ya'll in that studio layin down the cuts."
"Aight, bet."
"Yeah, we'll hook up a cd for the Enterprizizzle."
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Mattteus:
Tom Servo and his clone take in a film
Trin Tragula:
"...where I plan to have a terrible accident, resulting in the loss of the testing gear and all my clothes, for which I apologise in advance."
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GlitTurkeyRock:
And they immediately die of copper penetration. The end.
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