Dita DuPave:
There has to be a logical fallacy in his statement.
TheMaskedDiva:
Ah, I KNEW Kirk had to be getting his destruction freak-on somewhere in all this!
Indomitus:
"We bring peace! That's why we've had to destroy the last 3 planets we visited! In the name of PEACE!"
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Dita DuPave:
Did Kirk dye his hair?
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zoom98:
"...and it's so cunning I could use it as a toupee."
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Mattteus:
Or we could kill you right here on the spot.
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TheMaskedDiva
"Which is why we turn our backs every time we blow one up!"
DiscoBoy:
"Are you sure? Cuz if that's the case, there are a few things I would've done differently on some old missions...."
 Diana Luna
Just how does one cure a planet?
 Mattteus:
You coat it in salt then let it air dry.
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Indomitus:
"We have planets to blow up and voodoo potions to drink. We'll call you later."
GlitTurkeyRock:
"... help me to get Grandpa back to the 'Jason Vs. Leatherface' gallery."
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Mattteus:
*Spock says 'crack' and Captain Kirk's ears prick up* Crack?!
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GlitTurkeyRock:
Nice pendulous boobies you're sporting there, Kirk ol' boy!
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gleeb:
But if they're using the magnetic generators there, what's holding the pizza coupons on the fridge?
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DiscoBoy:
"Divert more power to the Queer Ray!"
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GlitTurkeyRock:
The will of Sauron would not be denied.
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The Seer:
"Perhaps by using our charm and intelligence we can lure women here."
"Mr. Spock, are you out of your Vulcan mind? Charm? Intelligence? Those'll never work."
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BACK TO THE GLITTERDOME!!